large-flightless-bird:

when you go in the bathroom and you don’t know if it’s water or pee on the ground

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pokec0re:

When bae lies to u but u have screenshots

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asdcelestia:

finally i can do what i must

asdcelestia:

finally i can do what i must

shoutout to those three followers who like and reblog literally everything you post

batfricker:

im just a simple blogger, i wake up at 4 am to tend to my meme crop, i dont want any trouble

castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

scentedfurniture:

hannibalbalchild:

librariandominatrix:

when old ladies are homophobic but have lesbian haircuts 

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what the fuck is a lesbian haircut?? image

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whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

whoslosing:

this is fucking hilarious

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday

worldofthecutestcuties:

I took my cat on his first walk yesterday